Captain Sadness

Jul 23

amberrypie said: Dear ex Dear future me Dear past mr Dear anyone

Dear ex,

I still feel guilty about you and I can’t seem to shake it. You come up in my mind and make me feel terrible. I deserve that feeling but I hate feeling it. I’m sorry for everything I said and did. I hope that you’ve forgiven me and I hope I forgive myself soon.

Dear future me,

I hope you’re happy and fixed all the problems I’ve caused. I hope you have overcome that feeling of self-hatred. I just hope you’ve created a life for yourself that you enjoy and love.

Dear past me,

I’m so sorry for what will happen to you. You will do a lot of things because of your ego that will be gained. You won’t forgive yourself for a lot of things that you do no matter how stupid. A lot of people will come into your life and a lot will leave pretty quick. Treat a lot of people better than I have. It’ll make your life a lot easier and you’ll be a happier person.

Dear anyone,

I’m a piece of shit that doesn’t deserve your time. Avoid me and you’ll be fine. Don’t have any personal opinions about me that are positive. I’m not something to want in your life and for your sake keep me out of it.

Jul 23

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Jul 23

ghost-anus:

YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE

DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD

IT IS A TASTE TESTER

IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE

IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!

RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!

Jul 23
Jul 23
Jul 23
Jul 23

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

Jul 23

ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

Jul 23
Jul 23

dudewithabow:

Cool guys don’t look at explosions [x]